 One fine morning, while in the middle of an epic game of Mario Kart, Asher Jones had a brilliant idea. ...dude, that's your cue. Asher (blond on the far left): Oh, what? Milly (in orange): Haha, bro, I'm kicking your ass. Dashiell (far right): *tries to look manly and pretend he's not wearing purple bunny slippers*  Come on, your brilliant idea! Asher: Uh, yeah, I'm still not sure about this, Zaffie. Nonsense. Go on, get on with it. Milly's Arm: *photobombs*  Asher: So, Dad, I've been thinking about leaving home. You know, I've just become a young adult, and I'm the oldest of eight children, so I figure you could use the extra space. Stick one of the triplets in my room or something. Marco: *is not listening* Milly: Haha, you totally just slipped on that banana peel! Seriously, it's not even funny. Asher is an older brother to both triplets and quadruplets (which can happen because of Twallan's Story Progression BTW) and the house is insanely crowded and full of cool potential founders. Luckily for Asher, he's just been the coolest since the moment he was born a Perceptive Genius.  Asher: Anyway, I was sort of planning on starting my own insanely large family - a legacy, if you like! Milly: I'm winning, I'm winning! Marco: *stares into distance*  Asher: I've developed a sort of complex because of the way Zaffie's teased me my entire life about Sea Foam being my favourite colour... This is true. Asher: ...and so I thought I might even make it a Rainbow Legacy! Or a Rainbowcy, as those in the know would say. *wink* Milly: Oh crap, blue shell! Marco *is silent*  Asher: I'm even wearing neutral grey clothes already, so I really think this is going to work out! What's your take on all this? Dad? Da-ad? Daaaaad?!  Marco: ...Time for work.  Asher: They don't care, do they, Zaffie? Well... no. But I care! Yay Asher! Go make a legacy! See? Asher: ...Thanks. Milly: Tickets?!  Myf: Asher is wearing silly new clothes. What are you making him do now, Zaffie? Hush, or you'll miss your own touching farewell.  Asher: Bye, Mum. Zaffie's sending me out to start a legacy - a legacy chock full of bright colours! So I'm leaving. Myf: Bye, sweetie. Will you be paying your father and I back for your childhood when you get legacy rich? We spent a lot of money on your chemistry table and stuff. Asher: Um, I don't think so. See, I'm moving into Sunset Valley... without you guys, because quite frankly I have too many siblings and they'd clog up the neighbourhood with Jones spawn before the legacy had even begun! Myf: Huh. Figures.  Myf: My son is leaving. This stinks worse than all the piles of dirty laundry behind me. Awww, you're secretly heartbroken, aren't you? Myf: No. Asher was just the only one who ever cleaned up around here and now we're all going to drown in filth. This is your fault, Zaffie. Yikes. I'm getting out of here.  Ah, Sunset Valley. There's no place like it.  Asher: So what happens now?
Well now, my house-challenged friend, the legacy can truly begin! Aha! Ahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Asher: Awkward. Rude! Just for that, I'm making you wait till next chapter to keep living, you tiny pixel-person. Goodbye! Asher: But... *closes Sims 3* Oops. I guess we'll all have to wait for the next chapter for seriously exciting stuff to happen! Like, um, what Asher will do with the $12,250 he has in funds! And whether or not a spouse can be found! And... exciting things like that! Hooray!
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