Chapter Three

Looky here! It's my simself's son! His name is Griffin, and he seems to take most of his features from Arthur Pendragon, so we'll just have to see how he ages. :D My simself and Arthur promptly got started on a sibling, along with like half the neighbourhood. I'm expecting a massive baby boom in a few days.

Another day, another case! Jamie Jolina wants to know if her boyfriend Jon-Pierre River is ever going to propose. I find this hilarious, because these two also dated in another save file of mine - A Legacy of Thieves, for those who were paying attention - so clearly they were meant to be.

Asher's work clothes reverted to default after a game crash D: and I'm too lazy to redo them right now.

Asher: So, Jamie, the reason Jon-Pierre isn't proposing is because you're an obsessive control freak who hired a PI to find out if he had bought a ring. Try and back off a little.

Jamie: Screw you.

Jamie: Pfft, please, how can Jon-Pierre not love me? Just look at me!

And your derpy eyes too.

That afternoon, Asher invited Holly over.

Asher: So, Holly, want to move in before Story Progression gives you a boyfriend?

Why does his phone always ring during the big moments?

Holly: Sure! Are you okay, though? It looks like your phone is stabbing you in the arm.

Holly: Damn that phone.

Asher: Boobs. O_O

Asher: Holly, ever since I rudely walked into you and violated your personal space the other night at your parents home, I've wanted to be with you. Like, really with you, as in for the rest of my life.

Asher: I know my phone is ringing again and my speech bubble has been cut off, but will you be my girlfriend?

Holly: What do you think, silly?

Asher: Uh, yes?

Holly: Of course! I've been rolling wishes for you since the moment we moved in together like five seconds ago.

Asher: I have a girlfriend. :D

And then Asher had his first kiss at only... 10 days away from adult. Laaaaaaaaate.

Asher: It's getting dark, and we're both tired and hungry, but Zaffie wants to finish this ASAP before her game crashes, so look! A ring!

Holly: OMG yay!

Asher and Holly: *get married*

This is as picturesque as I could get it. Let's not dwell on my apalling photography skills for any longer than we have to, eh?

Holly: So, you wanna...?

Asher: Yep :D

And then they woohooed and I didn't get a photo of it. Oh, well. Also, notice that I changed Holly's outfit and her boots are awesome. Better photo coming later on.

Holly brought $10,000 with her, so house time! I've built a room for generation black/1 already because I'm optimistic/lazy at decorating and wanted to do it all in one hit.

Holly gets settled in pretty quick. Oh, that reminds me.

Here is our co-founder! She and Asher share two traits, which is probably why they fell instantly into pixelated love.

Holly was voted 'Most Likely To Be Mediocre' at her graduation, so I put the ribbon next to her easel to remind her to be awesome. What was Asher voted, you ask?

'Most Likely To Burn Their Own House Down'. That ribbon went next to the stove.

Later that day, Asher peed on the mac and cheese.

Asher: Oh man... do you think we can still eat that?

Guess who grew up?! Lassie!!! Still cute.

Holly: I'm pregnant.

Hooray!

Lassie: Kids? Aw, hell no.

Asher and Holly eat dinner together like a truly domesticated old couple, and both of their feet glitch through the table. Really, EA?

In her spare time, Holly plays guitar. Yeeup. Life at this point is pretty boring.

Holly: Uh, Zaffie...?

Holly: Baby! Yoooooowwwwww!!

Asher: Man, I'm tired.

Lassie: Yeah, I'm so exhausted.

Asher: Ah, well, off to bed then.

Asher: OMG my wife is in labour! Help me, Zaffie!

Generation Black! This bouncing baby boy is Onyx Jones. He's Clumsy and a Light Sleeper whose favourite music is Dark Wave, food is Grilled Cheese and colour is Black. Irony! :D

Holly had a wish to visit the graveyard on the full moon (why?) and so I sent her over there.

Holly: Not looking at the ghosts, not looking at the ghosts, la di da di da.

I, personally, find this ghost of Opal someone incredibly creepy. Moving right along, now.

Holly: My descendants will be like blobs of colour on a palette.

Excellent simile.

Onyx is an extraordinarily quiet baby. Seriously, this kid never cries. It worries me.

Lassie brings the paper to Asher every single day. It's the most adorable thing ever.

Look! It's birthday time already! I took a grand total of two screenshots during Onyx's babyhood, because babies are boring. Oh, and Holly is pregnant again. Yeeeah I really just failed at taking pictures. All good! Let's move on!

See, pregnant! Now who's excited to see a toddlerfied Onyx?

Holly's Glitchy Boots: Please ignore us, wheeee!

Okay, so I don't normally do mirror shots, but this was just too cool. When he was born, Onyx had this weird dark brown hair with the strange white highlights and tips. I'm assuming he gets it from grandpa Nick Alto, but I can't be sure. Anyway, I changed the highlights/tips to black and called it good. :D

Onyx: I'm a real boy!

He likes to make strangely calm and poetic expressions. It's a little bit scary.

Asher: This is mine?

Yep.

Asher: I like it.

Oh! Turns out Holly was more pregnant than I thought, and the new baby is born on big brother's birthday!

It's another boy! This is Obsidian Jones. He's Clumsy like Onyx, and Hydrophobic. Favourite music is Kids, food is Vegetarian Chili, and colour is Purple. Yay!

Onyx, meanwhile, is adorable. Splendid. This seems like a good place to end a chapter. :D See you later!